We set up a website combing what we judged to be a good niche market of punters (what might be called perverts in some areas, or experimentalists in others) and crafted an idea together to spellhold them.
Effectively we looked about and decided we both like apples, and seeing how I had just written an article on apple day in Mordon (visible here http://mertonmatters.co.uk ), the fruits seemed, well hot.
We then added the other most important ingredient for 'user hits'. Sex.
So yes, the apple sex or whatever (forbidden fruit I think we called it) attracted around 33 clicks in the first 4 days of operation...
You dirty old fruits you!
oh that's your site * looks shifty*
ReplyDeletegod my love of granny smith apples looks wrong now
Luke from my own experience I found to up my number of hits,
ReplyDeletethe best thing to do is review something (album or movie) before it's legally released,
and give it a negative review.
I don't intentionally give songs or albums bad reviews but I've noticed when I either do something new or old, my unique visitors per day, goes above 100.
Oh and by comparison, my blog got 34 views yesterday (slightly below average),
ReplyDeleteso I'm not sure if 33 clicks over four days tells you that much.
If this is a joke and I've walked straight into,
then well played sir,
well played.
hahahahahahahahaha
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